坎城的麥當勞

在坎城的麥當勞買套餐
他們會用手提紙盒裝起來
真貼心

坎城美食

Felix餐廳好吃的不得了的甜點

坎城

到坎城出差了兩個禮拜
終於回到了台北



以前去過尼斯，但沒有進去過坎城
這個地方，有幾個東西很多：
型男　靚女　名車　遊艇　美容院　藥妝店
後面兩項看起來很怪
但是我在坎城的那兩個禮拜，天天看到有人開party
所以美容院藥妝店多　好像也就不是那麼奇怪的事情
要去party總是要好好打扮嘛

這次去坎城，因為是出差，所以也沒有什麼時間想去哪就去哪
想去首映會場看明星也很難
不過還是看到了幾個，包括
Emmanuelle Peart, Alain Delon, Willem Dafoe, Helena Bonham-Carter, Cuba Gooding Jr. (這位還從我身邊走過去), 楊紫瓊, 任達華
最惋惜的是沒親眼看到我的偶像凱特布蘭琪
她主演的"Babel"入圍本屆影展競賽片，後來拿了最佳導演獎
片商也真是的，竟然沒有邀請我們這些買家去看首映或是去會後party
真沒禮貌

總之，在這樣一個完全是因為度假而存在的地方
如果只是去工作，真的太可惜，而且會令人很懊惱
還好我有應片商之邀，上了一艘號稱全世界最大的私人遊艇
船上的把廢真是好吃的不得了 ...

2006法國網球公開賽之冷死人的冷門

女單第三種子Nadia Petrova竟然在第一輪的比賽敗給日本妹
真是太令我傷心了
今年好不容易打出代表作，拿了三個紅土比賽的冠軍
卻在年度紅土盛事爆出如此大的冷門
唉
一開始我還真期待她能一舉拿下生涯第一座大滿貫
看來　要再等等了

本日經典台詞 - 【伊利莎白】(Elizabeth)

Cate Blanchett（凱特布蘭琪）在【伊莉莎白】中的演出精采萬分可圈可點
為她贏得金球獎影后，但竟然在奧斯卡鎩羽而歸，敗給【莎翁情史】的Gwyneth Paltrow
這點一直是我覺得非常不公平的

以下這段是伊莉莎白當面質詢萊斯特爵士的背叛
她身邊的首席大臣建議殺掉他
但伊莉莎白決定留他活口

Elizabeth: And I will make an example of him! He shall be kept alive to always remind me how close I came to danger.

本日經典台詞 - 【貼身情人】(Two Weeks Notice)

珊卓布拉克和休葛蘭主演的【貼身情人】

喬治把露西從她妹妹的婚禮緊急call出來
只是為了要露西幫他挑衣服
露西很生氣，但喬治的回答也很妙

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Lucy: I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet.
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?

〔我跟你講好幾次了，在美國買CK內褲比較便宜啦〕

本日經典台詞 - 【灰姑娘的玻璃手機】(A Cinderella Story)

最近電視上開始播【灰姑娘的玻璃手機】這部片
後母這個角色不得不提
由頗具喜感的Jennifer Coolidge演出 相當經典

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Fiona: I am very, very, very upset about this.
Brianna: You don't look upset.
Fiona: It's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.

〔怎樣？我就是「侯逮波」〕

法文

不知不覺已經學了四期的法文，呼
以前唸大學的時候，胡亂學了兩個學期
之後並沒有再繼續
經過十幾年重新開始，有些東西也還依稀記得
所以還「撿」得算快(pick up)
但真要來個對談，還真是不太容易

過兩天就要到坎城出差了
我想應該可以用到一些日常對話吧

本日經典台詞 - 【金法尤物】(Legally Blonde)

【金法尤物】的艾兒這個角色實在爆笑
在這段劇情裡，艾兒深信客戶是無罪的
但她的理由頗令人噴飯

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Elle: Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.

本日經典台詞 - 【捉神弄鬼】(Death Becomes Her)

沒辦法，我太愛Death Becomes Her了，所以本日經典台詞再來一次。
（突然覺得這個單元，可能十篇裡面會有八篇是Death Becomes Her ... 哈）

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Madeline: Ernest! My ass! I can *SEE* my ass!

本日經典台詞 - 【斷背山】(Brokeback Mountain)

【斷背山】沒能拿下奧斯卡最佳影片，是很多人心中的一個遺憾。其實，只要它能讓你感動，一絲絲就好，有沒有得獎，不是那麼重要的。

今天要講的經典台詞，是傑克和恩尼斯最後一次的見面，這是最讓我心酸的一幕。有一次跟大學同學聊到這部片，我說，每次看到這一段，都會聽到觀眾擤鼻涕或抽面紙的聲音，她說，還擤咧，我連銀幕都看不清楚了。

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Jack: ... You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on, and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'd kill me for needing something I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! ... You're too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you.

本日經典台詞 - 【捉神弄鬼】(Death Becomes Her)

既然跟進了部落格的熱潮，應該來弄點好玩的
我決定不定期來刊登一些個人認為相當經典的電影台詞

那麼，就先從本人鍾愛的Death Becomes Her開始好了 :D

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Ernest: She's dead!
Madeline: She is??? These are the moments that make life worth living.

西班牙文版海報

Diary of a New Wife

不記得是誰轉寄給我的了，很有趣 :D
不翻成中文了，因為裡面有很多雙關語，讀英文的比較好笑
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Diary of A New Wife

Monday
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try and be supportive.

Friday
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must've been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me?" It has to be his job.

換不換, that is the question

你參加一個遊戲，遊戲中有ABC三道門，其中一道門的後面是一輛百萬名車，另外兩道門的後面什麼都沒有。主持人請你選一道門，等你選好了A之後，主持人將B打開：什麼都沒有，然後問你：「你要維持原來的選擇，還是要換？」

如果是你，你換不換?

有天在家附近麵店吃乾麵+貢丸湯+小菜，店裡放的音樂是陳淑樺的歌，呼，好久遠的年代。記得當初她的《夢醒時分》好像賣座還破百萬，現在的唱片市場低靡，要破十萬都不容易了，很多人不是買盜版就是下載mp3。有次跟一個在唱片業工作的朋友聊天，他說這陣子的卡債風暴，成為壓垮巨人的最後一根稻草，買CD的人幾乎都不見了。科技的進步，似乎也造就了其他事物的退步。

用iTunes還是可以把防盜拷CD轉成mp3，那這些防盜拷的CD到底在防什麼？

來來來 試試看

試試看，很好笑喔
就算你試兩百遍，結果也是一樣的

來，先在椅子上坐好
然後抬起右腳，開始順時鐘方向畫圈圈
在你的腳畫圈圈的同時，舉起你的右手在空中寫6這個數字
這個時候，神奇的事情就會發生囉 ......

你的腳會自動變成以逆時鐘方向畫圈圈！！

怎麼會這樣，不要問我，我也不知道。